March 2012
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February 2012
“I’m content with mediocrity and the complete absence of culture. I like...”
– People who enjoy living in Florida
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Someone get this for me and I'll color one of my... →
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Erica: Do you know what makes everything better?
Me: Amphetamines?
Erica: ICE CREAM!
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
oh my god where’s the risotto? useless.
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Can’t stop listening to “The Best is Yet To Come”. It’s become my theme song. Sinatra, why you gotta b catchy?
Applying for worthwhile internships is tedious but getting out of here will be worth it.
Goodnight filthy peasants of Tallanasty
XOXO
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Dear attractive boy with well-done tattoos that waved at me on Tennessee Street,
You and all of your friends in your crappy car need to come back into my life. We can be friends. You can talk about the music you make and I’ll pretend to care.
XOXO
l'enfer, c'est les autres
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Nothing is more demoralizing than forcing myself to eat at Suwanee. It always smells like dirty socks. No wonder I’ve lost ten pounds since I stopped eating there. I literally had lettuce with no dressing because everything grossed me out so bad. I really need to invest in a portable food weight. I felt too judged at Walmart to buy one because everyone probably thought I was getting it to...
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Bushel and a Peck - Doris Day
I love you a...
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